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Damp Ashes [Sep. 12th, 2005|06:44 pm]
I haven't cried since I was ten years old.

I'm now having to admit to getting a bit moist around the eyes watching the television coverage of the presentation ceremony at the Oval.

Particularly Freddy Flintoff and Shane Warne getting their men of the series medals.

Pull yourself together man - don't be such a poof!
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(no subject) [Sep. 12th, 2005|12:05 am]
Last night was my friend Emily's 30th birthday bash.
It was held in a church hall in the middle of the most violent storm I have ever witnessed. Rivers of water a foot deep in places.
The church hall roof leaked, the dance floor was flooded.
Met all the old chums.
We all got very drunk.
We all appeared in embarrassing photographs.
We played our ritualistic drinking ceremonies - the usual 'Viking' sambuccas - i.e. setting fire to the sickly stuff whilst in the open mouth.
No hospitalisations this year alas.

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Anybody have any of these kinks? If so, which? [Aug. 27th, 2005|09:43 pm]


There are also many other rare paraphilias.


The supposed paraphilia of autogynephilia, or sexual pleasure from perceiving oneself as a woman, has been proposed as a motivation for transgender behavior, but is generally regarded as theoretical in nature. It is not well accepted.

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Tuesday evening chez Scotty [Jun. 22nd, 2005|07:27 pm]
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Revenge of the Sith [Jun. 2nd, 2005|10:44 pm]
Just got back from the cinema.
What a fun night out, I haven't laughed so much in years.
I'm not sure if I was supposed to be laughing though. The man next to me didn't seem to be so amused.
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(no subject) [Jun. 1st, 2005|07:23 pm]
Midori and lemonade is a very gay drink but I needed one when I got in.
Wednesday in the retail paradise that is Eltham High Street seems to be stupid customer day.
I actually went and spent some time in my office just to escape a particularly stupid man on the shop floor. If he'd asked me one more time what he could spend his coupon thing on after being shown by me about six times, I would have rammed it up his jacksy and set light to it.
I also twatted my ankle with an oxygen cylinder this morning which put me in a foul mood for the rest of the day.
Time for more melon flavoured gayness methinks.
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Lo he rises, phoenix-like from the ashes (in the ash tray) [Jun. 1st, 2005|12:25 am]
Certain people asked me to come back.
I hate to disappoint.

Lots of love

Scott

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