| Damp Ashes |
[Sep. 12th, 2005|06:44 pm] |
I haven't cried since I was ten years old.
I'm now having to admit to getting a bit moist around the eyes watching the television coverage of the presentation ceremony at the Oval.
Particularly Freddy Flintoff and Shane Warne getting their men of the series medals.
Pull yourself together man - don't be such a poof! |
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[Sep. 12th, 2005|12:05 am] |
Last night was my friend Emily's 30th birthday bash. It was held in a church hall in the middle of the most violent storm I have ever witnessed. Rivers of water a foot deep in places. The church hall roof leaked, the dance floor was flooded. Met all the old chums. We all got very drunk. We all appeared in embarrassing photographs. We played our ritualistic drinking ceremonies - the usual 'Viking' sambuccas - i.e. setting fire to the sickly stuff whilst in the open mouth. No hospitalisations this year alas.
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| Anybody have any of these kinks? If so, which? |
[Aug. 27th, 2005|09:43 pm] |
- acrotomophilia: sexual attraction to amputees
- agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility
- amaurophilia:
sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.
- apotemnophilia: sexual arousal from having an appendage (limb, digit, or male genitals) amputated
- arachnophilia: several types of spider-themed erotic role-playing
- asphyxiophilia: sexual attraction to asphyxia; also called breath control play; including autoerotic asphyxiation; see medical warnings
- coprophilia: sexual attraction to feces
- blondephilia: sexual attraction to blonde hair.
- crush fetishism: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself
- diaper fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers
- dendrophilia: arousal from trees.
- emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomit
- ephebophilia: sexual attraction to adolescents
- frotteurism: deriving sexual pleasure from rubbing against other people
- galactophilia: sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women
- gerontophilia: sexual attraction to the aged
- harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being robbed
- hematolagnia: sexual attraction to blood
- hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes
- infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby
- klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas
- macrophilia: sexual attraction to giants
- maiesiophilia: sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women
- mysophilia: sexual attraction to foul or decaying material
- pictophilia: inability to become sexually aroused except through the use of pictorial pornography
- plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed toys
- pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing/talking/fantasizing about fire.
- serviphilia: sexual arousal from being or acting as a servant
- sitophilia: sexual arousal from food
- transformation fetish: sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings
- trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair
- troilism: sexual arousal from the idea of three-party sex
- vorarephilia: sexual attraction to being eaten by or eating another person
- xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science-fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens)
There are also many other rare paraphilias.
The supposed paraphilia of autogynephilia, or sexual pleasure from perceiving oneself as a woman, has been proposed as a motivation for transgender behavior, but is generally regarded as theoretical in nature. It is not well accepted. |
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| Revenge of the Sith |
[Jun. 2nd, 2005|10:44 pm] |
Just got back from the cinema. What a fun night out, I haven't laughed so much in years. I'm not sure if I was supposed to be laughing though. The man next to me didn't seem to be so amused. |
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[Jun. 1st, 2005|07:23 pm] |
Midori and lemonade is a very gay drink but I needed one when I got in. Wednesday in the retail paradise that is Eltham High Street seems to be stupid customer day. I actually went and spent some time in my office just to escape a particularly stupid man on the shop floor. If he'd asked me one more time what he could spend his coupon thing on after being shown by me about six times, I would have rammed it up his jacksy and set light to it. I also twatted my ankle with an oxygen cylinder this morning which put me in a foul mood for the rest of the day. Time for more melon flavoured gayness methinks. |
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